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Wow, look how shiny it is.
Sometimes, we amaze ourselves.
You are just a lowly beaker cleaner…until fate intervenes. When the Fake Science Laboratories come calling, you answer—and it turns out to be the greatest adventure of the last 15 minutes.
Announcements can be tantalizing.
This is the kind of mug that will make people love you forever, without reservation.
We’ve got the perfect gift, and also another one.
Who doesn’t want to hear about yet another desperate sale?
Nature can teach us so much. Wear your learning.
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